Ode to leaf day

I don’t move my car on leaf day. I move it the night before. Several neighbors slept in and moved their cars, but by 9 am most of the work is done and their spots won’t be cleaned. Several neighbors don’t move their cars at all. Several neighbors sleeping in their vans probably didn’t get the mailer about leaf… Continue reading Ode to leaf day

Bad (Poem)

Bad By Nathan Corliss Sun is badSalt is badFat is badPlacebos don’t workSexuality to be shudderedHand sanitizer is goodPetrochemicals, also badPeace is not profitableShoes are to be fashionable and must offer significant cushioning and supportYoga is woowooMeditation is also woowooHumans can’t changeNever change, it’s not possibleBe a victim of an arbitrarily set momentumNever get too… Continue reading Bad (Poem)